Limericks

Ik zag het bij Bart, en vond het leuk! Om toch een beetje in de docent-Engels-sfeer te blijven haal ik even de limericks eruit die gebaseerd zijn op Engelse gedichten. Poëzie-to-go, zo'n beetje. Misschien krijg ik zo nog wat mooie gedichten erdoor in de klas ;-)

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night wordt:

There was an old father of Dylan
Who was seriously, mortally illin'
"I want," Dylan said
"You to bitch till you're dead.
"I'll be pissed if you kick it while chillin'."

I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud wordt:

There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still.

En.. The Raven wordt:

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says "Nevermore."